Seventy-one TIMES! I have SEEN THE LIGHT! You shall see it too. There was a time where one would actually pay less for goods and services, but inflation has since created a grand increase, driving the price of goods and services skyrocketing. If I hear one more person complain about the gas prices, I will have heard one more person complaining about the gas prices. How dated will discussing gas prices make this episode? Apparently the date will be 5/23/08. Indiana Jones was released yesterday to the theaters and I have viewed it. Was it fun? Yes. Was it bad? I don’t know, see it yourself! We don’t use a horse and buggy anymore to transport ourselves, unless you happen to be part of the Amish, and that’s just how you live. We have the invention of a car, with which people can access more people in a timely fashion. There is no spoon, when you only order a dinette set with forks and knives. When people say the phrase “I remember the time when…” I listen to what they have to say, then tell them that they didn’t mention the time at all! Was there a moment in this world when your high school didn’t have seventeen ‘bands’ all forming together? Skateboards: Invented by Michael J. Fox. Dance music can still be danced to, house music can still be used to construct them. Forget about the world and you’ll find yourself in a very white, strange place, unable to leave for 90 days. If everyone wore helmets, we could all be the Batman, and match.com would really be put to the test. Product placement is great, you can watch a movie and make your grocery list at the same time. Chewing up minutes on your cell phone will indeed damage your teeth, and possibly your phone, except an iPhone, I hear they make them out of candy jelly. Spell check says that “iPhone” is not a real word; finally, something is right. You are musically talented, so am I, we all are, just some of us don’t stick to traditional instruments. Have you ever been at a place where all those bright lights are flashing all around you? Why did I get a ticket? I’ve driveled on about nothing for long enough, at least now you know what to buy tomorrow.