Hmm, Burger king should make a Blair Witch kind of movie, like a full horror film Evil-Dead kind of thing using their characters. We think it would be the next Snakes on a Plane. Why is the Burger King stuff so creepy?

We’re also going to offer a service to shave advertisements into the sides of cats. Either that, or just write on them with permanant marker. Then we’ll have our cats run around and poop in your garden. You’ll pay us lots of money.