Two Internet Scientists, Oizys and Zug, are forced into becoming forensic investigators, (think CSI.) They are tasked to investigate real-life crimes and can determine what organizations or people did it by the clues they leave behind.

oizys: http://www.boingboing.net/2007/03/02/second_life_john_edw.html
oizys: best quote:
oizys: “You see countless news stories about this, over and over again: the sorry gray drones of political parties or corporations rushing to establish a presence in Second Life because it’s the thing to do, only to find themselves staring in horror directly into the collective Goatse.cx of the Internet’s soul.”
zug: hahahahah
zug: woah that’s some big shit
oizys: http://blog.johnedwards.com/images/user/23704/Snapshot_002.jpg
zug: dude
zug: wesley willis hahahahahha
oizys: over 9000
oizys: yeah
zug: and hey just plain showed the giant balls
oizys: yeah monitor cat/dog
oizys: this is /b/’s fault

CASE CLOSED.

WHOOOOOOOOOOO R U.
O RLY,
O RLY.
WOKE UP IN A SOHO DOORWAY, A POLICE MAN AT MY HEAD
HE SAID YOU CAN SLEEP HOME TONIGHT IF YOU CAN GET UP AND WALK AWAY.