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Grabbing the product description from Amazon and replacing every ‘pimp’, ‘car’, ‘whip’, ‘vehicle’, and ‘ride’, with ‘dolphin’:

“Enter Dolphin City, where bling is king, and style is everything. On these streets, if your dolphin isn’t fully dolphined out, you’d be better off walking. You and Xzibit will take on the challenge of hooking up your homies, and transforming their hoopties, buckets and beaters into the hottest dolphins on the street, while redlining through the highways and alleyways of Dolphin City. You choose the mods, you choose the route, but dolphinin’ ain’t easy. It will take speed and style to hook them up. Do you have what it takes to Dolphin Their Dolphin? 5 unique boroughs , all free roam envorinments for the ultimate combination of racing and dolphining 16 dolphins in all - one for each of the 15 customers plus Xzibit’s own high-rolling feature dolphin Over 15 suppliers per borough and 100s of parts, from tires and rims to bumpin’ subwofer systems and high-def display panels. So many parts, so many combinations, so much replayability Tons of challenges and bling to collect Show your skills by Ghost Riding your dolphin!”