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OKSHOW #*snicker*69!

Published on June 12, 2007 by pen | 0 comments
Categories: OKSHOW, Sex, Fandom, Fan Fiction

WE’RE CELEBRATING THE 69th SHOW WITH FLAAAIR

I’ve been downloading Sims 2 content for the past like, 6 hours. Yeah, I totally have a life.

Going to talk about fanfiction, gaming, and SEX. Yeah, SEX.

Aaron Matthew

Nuggets of Pure Fiction

Published on March 14, 2007 by Aaron Matthew | 0 comments
Categories: News, Cats, Story, Fan Fiction

Ficlets may very well be the best thing to hit the medium of the written word since punctuation. Or it could be the worst thing for it since Erotic Versions of Star Trek Where All Characters Are Furries, Like Kirk is an Ocelot or Something, and a Furry Version of the Author as the Star of the Story. I can’t really decide.

If it’s any indication though, one of the most popular ficlets on the site right now is about Sushi Made of Kittens so I sense greatness in the future. I sense amazing metagame possibilities with this site, not to mention candidacy for invasion.

Aaron Matthew

Yet another 4chan jackpot

Published on February 21, 2007 by Aaron Matthew | 0 comments
Categories: News, Second Life, Psychology, Fan Fiction

I seriously can’t make this shit up (well, I could but that would be dangerously close to FAN FICTION).

The summary is: Second Life seems to be exciting the Netherlands’ Ban Hammer. While virtual child porn is already banned, virtual sex with virtual children is not (adult players acting through child-like avatars) but this is looking to change fast. A prosecutor with the real name Kitty Nooij will start bringing cases to the court to set precendence.

So uh, what’s the “Time until Kitty” when someone takes on that name or persona as a Second Life avatar? I see penii in the near future. Also, Dutch psychologists are calling Second Life “by definition a school for paedophiles”. Funny, I thought that was called Elementary School.

Maybe it’s my warped way of seeing things, but after reading this article I immediately thought of an alternate reality episode of “Saved By the Bell” meets “Doug” where they’re all in middle school, and some furry cereal-box-top character named Kitty comes to warn them of the dangers of the 2006-real-world version of Screech. If someone re-enacts this episode in Second Life, I want royalties.

Shit, so much for narrowly avoiding the Fan Fiction tag.