Some employees will be home in bed and their wife will roll over and say ‘You really have to fix that quest.’”
…”I mean it. No sex until you fix that damn quest.” That’s why The Burning Crusade came off with very few hitches.
Blizzard ‘Wives Help Shape Azeroth’
Published on January 19, 2007 by Tom Mannino | one commentCategories: News, Game Development, Sex, World of Warcraft
Wario Ware: Smooth Moves: Video!
Published on January 18, 2007 by Tom Mannino | one commentCategories: News, Wii, Funny, PENIS, Sex, YouTube, Cosplay, Exergaming, Rhythm, Wario Ware, Minigame
Here’s some crappy video I shot with my phone of some Wario Ware footage!
Video of the Penny character, who turns out is actually my girlfriend.
Playing Wario Ware requires you to hold the Wii controller in specific ‘forms.’ Here are three videos explaining various forms. Relish in how utterly pornographic they are.
Where is Your God Now?! 47: Boss is Approaching
Published on January 11, 2007 by narbyehoot | 0 commentsCategories: Audio, Where is Your God Now?, Wii, PENIS, 2D Shooters, Culture, Sex
Moms everywhere are starting to realize that their kids’ new game console has internet, and internet = the porns. So, what do angry moms do when something isn’t made purely for the children? They call the news. Tonight’s show takes a look at this aspect of the modern mom and has a one-way discussion on why it’s dumb*. Also, we’ll talk about how you only need two games for your Wii Virtual Console.
Podcast is GO!
*May be offensive to moms and mom lovers.
Pole Dance Dance Revolution
Published on January 8, 2007 by Tom Mannino | 0 commentsCategories: News, Sex
“It feels so good on my boobs.”
Liquid Generation: Booth Babes 7: Pole Dance Dance Revolution
11 Year-Olds and WoW Raiding
Published on December 28, 2006 by Tom Mannino | one commentCategories: News, PENIS, Sex, World of Warcraft
What do you get when you cross an 11 year old with a guild full of… not-11-year-olds? Scariness. A scary but real slice-of-life. On one hand it’s funny, on the other, as people in the channel express, “when I was 11 years old, I was playing with Legos,” not hitting on girls.
Some more notable quotes:
“SHUTUP YOU LITTLE NI##ER”
“shes a lesbian? i wanna get sandwiched between that.”
“lets talk about what we do at tittybars”
“my regular penis is bigger then your boner”
“I got my girlfriend after they saw my peepee”
“incoming e-date”
“I bet she has like milk coming out of her nipples she so horny”
And probably the most sad quote of them all,
“sharding bloodfang in 10 seconds”
An appearance from a very meyowy cat, and you’ve got some lol’s.
Download below, 47 Megs:
http://files.filefront.com/hobssmp3/;6317038;;/fileinfo.html
THE DUMPSTER WISHES YOU A BLOODY XMAS
Published on December 27, 2006 by urban | one commentCategories: Audio, BloodDumpster, PENIS, Sex
So I kinda got in the mood of the SEASON, and made a little diddy for everyone enjoying the holidays. It’s strictly Goulet-influenced.
Second Life Safari
Published on December 21, 2006 by Tom Mannino | 0 commentsCategories: News, Second Life, Sociology, Sex, Something Awful, YouTube
A person/group of people have been posting a series on SomethingAwful, in which they go on adventures within Second Life. They actually had the coverage of the Room 101 penis invasion that we linked to previously. They have made a video collection of some of their exploits on YouTube.
Warning: Some of the vids flagged ‘mature’ because of pixel boobies, so you’ll need to sign into your account (and of course be LEGAL) to see some of them.
Second Life Safari on YouTube