

Wonder why you’re craving a Starbucks mocha frappuccino in the middle of a gaming session? It’s because in-game ads actually work, according to a new study.
We’ve talked about this before, but I have to agree. When the EGR crew was playing a game of BF2142, I looked over and noticed a Intel microchip billboard. I did it in the middle of a firefight and asked everyone to come look. I think we got blow’ed up. So it at least worked in killing us.

The warcraft forums are ablaze recounting the latest and greatest gold-selling websites scheme. The sellers are using a locationary hack to make gnomes fall from the sky. They fall to their death in exact locations to spell out the URL of their website.
Here’s a thumb link to a big image.
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And last but not least, video!
I have to admit it’s fairly genius.


Two Internet Scientists, Oizys and Zug, are forced into becoming forensic investigators, (think CSI.) They are tasked to investigate real-life crimes and can determine what organizations or people did it by the clues they leave behind.
oizys: http://www.boingboing.net/2007/03/02/second_life_john_edw.html
oizys: best quote:
oizys: “You see countless news stories about this, over and over again: the sorry gray drones of political parties or corporations rushing to establish a presence in Second Life because it’s the thing to do, only to find themselves staring in horror directly into the collective Goatse.cx of the Internet’s soul.”
zug: hahahahah
zug: woah that’s some big shit
oizys: http://blog.johnedwards.com/images/user/23704/Snapshot_002.jpg
zug: dude
zug: wesley willis hahahahahha
oizys: over 9000
oizys: yeah
zug: and hey just plain showed the giant balls
oizys: yeah monitor cat/dog
oizys: this is /b/’s fault
CASE CLOSED.
WHOOOOOOOOOOO R U.
O RLY,
O RLY.
WOKE UP IN A SOHO DOORWAY, A POLICE MAN AT MY HEAD
HE SAID YOU CAN SLEEP HOME TONIGHT IF YOU CAN GET UP AND WALK AWAY.

Hmm, Burger king should make a Blair Witch kind of movie, like a full horror film Evil-Dead kind of thing using their characters. We think it would be the next Snakes on a Plane. Why is the Burger King stuff so creepy?
We’re also going to offer a service to shave advertisements into the sides of cats. Either that, or just write on them with permanant marker. Then we’ll have our cats run around and poop in your garden. You’ll pay us lots of money.

If in-game ads aren’t effective, they won’t be used, or they’ll have to get smarter. This is a case of if you don’t acknowledge it, maybe it will go away.

Well, first viral marketing.. now California Assemblywoman Lori Saldana (D-San Diego… why is it always D-California? why does California hate America?) is looking to try to ban in-game ads. While the blog republic may have some nasty remarks for in-game ads, the populace opinion doesn’t stack up. And what about those of us who LIKE advertising (if done right), and would appreciate the chance to weed out the good from the bad (the theoretical capitalist feedback loop).

