

The quote of the evening:
Hollywood is a restaraunt where you get peed on.
FOOD FOR THE MIND, FOOD FOR THE BODY, BJS FOR THE SOUL, only on EndgameRadio Prime.

Creator of the highly under-appreciated MMO Auto Assault is going on to make the next big MMO: LEGOs. Time until Cock? About 7 minutes (about how long it’d take me to make a sizable one using only retro blocks).
I don’t know about you, but on hearing this news my mind reels with glee at the thought of blockganking, cross faction knight/pirate battles, ‘botting’ the game with a real mindstorms bot, hot stop-frame-animation goldshire scenes, The Sword of 1000 Blocks, tradeskilling up your connect-flower-to-stem skill, rez via reconnect any plain-yellow head back on your body, ‘griefing’ by capping peoples’ blocks off with the flat finisher pieces with no nubs, and furious flights of other fragmented fantasies.
QQ Nerf Policemen

As of right now, our top searches to endgameradio.com from google are:
Thank you internet, you guys know what’s up.

Gamasutra - G.O.D. Execs Launch New Publisher “Gamecock”:
Time until cock: Zero
And it looks like they’re going to shake and/or tap the industry up a bit. I could make this post so much bigger and filled with bad penis humor but I’ll tuck it in and save it for their first game release.

Over time we hope to enrich the world with better software. We hope then it can be adapted to make it more personal so it understands what kind of person you are, and offers you things you might like,
The real question is, what’s the Time Until Cock?

Here’s some crappy video I shot with my phone of some Wario Ware footage!
Video of the Penny character, who turns out is actually my girlfriend.
Playing Wario Ware requires you to hold the Wii controller in specific ‘forms.’ Here are three videos explaining various forms. Relish in how utterly pornographic they are.

More on the PENiS-saga, now rape is being charged for the incident. Harassment, yes, but rape? Now You Gonna Git Raep has a whole new meaning.

Moms everywhere are starting to realize that their kids’ new game console has internet, and internet = the porns. So, what do angry moms do when something isn’t made purely for the children? They call the news. Tonight’s show takes a look at this aspect of the modern mom and has a one-way discussion on why it’s dumb*. Also, we’ll talk about how you only need two games for your Wii Virtual Console.
Podcast is GO!
*May be offensive to moms and mom lovers.

The Slamdance Saga:
Our original post about the subject
flOw leaves as well
Many more entrants leave
First sponsor of Slamdance calls it quits
