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EndgameRadio Prime: Episode 191

Published on February 27, 2008 by zug | one comment
Categories: News, Audio, Endgameradio Prime, PENIS, Awards, Rumors, Sex, Conventions, Sim City, LEGO, Social Networking, EVE Online, Time Until Penis, Team Fortress 2
This week we have a huge GDC rundown/wrapup, and talk about Persona 3: FES, Portal 2, and EALand. We cover our rundown of personalities, pursuits, and parties. Also Penis and Spore and You. Relevant.

EndgameRadio Episode 146

Published on March 14, 2007 by zug | one comment
Categories: News, Audio, Endgameradio Prime, PENIS, YouTube, GDC, Google
This week we’re went a little crazy and talked about some indirectly-related-to-gamer-culture topics. The big Viacom Ninjas vs. Google Pirates lawsuit! Some discussion inspired by GDC discussion about user-generated content! And, of course the trinary holiday - Steak and BJ day, Pi Day, White day. We go off on some semi-rants about the future of user-created content, both related to the big lawsuit, and to games with large amounts of user-created create. Hollywood manufactures stuff to be consumed, where the internet creates things for the sake of creating things, and people enjoy it randomly.

The quote of the evening:

Hollywood is a restaraunt where you get peed on.

FOOD FOR THE MIND, FOOD FOR THE BODY, BJS FOR THE SOUL, only on EndgameRadio Prime.

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lol, u r a nub

Published on March 5, 2007 by oizys | 0 comments
Categories: News, MMOs, Funny, PENIS, Bad Puns, LEGO

Creator of the highly under-appreciated MMO Auto Assault is going on to make the next big MMO: LEGOs. Time until Cock? About 7 minutes (about how long it’d take me to make a sizable one using only retro blocks).

I don’t know about you, but on hearing this news my mind reels with glee at the thought of blockganking, cross faction knight/pirate battles, ‘botting’ the game with a real mindstorms bot, hot stop-frame-animation goldshire scenes, The Sword of 1000 Blocks, tradeskilling up your connect-flower-to-stem skill, rez via reconnect any plain-yellow head back on your body, ‘griefing’ by capping peoples’ blocks off with the flat finisher pieces with no nubs, and furious flights of other fragmented fantasies.

QQ Nerf Policemen

Next Generation - Interactive Entertainment Today, Video Game and Industry News - NetDevil LEGO MMO Stacking Up

Best of the /b/est

Published on February 20, 2007 by oizys | 4 comments »
Categories: Bulletins, Funny, PENIS

As of right now, our top searches to endgameradio.com from google are:

  1. shoop da whoop
  2. “but i poop from there”
  3. yiff
  4. second life penis
  5. watch tv on wii
  6. world of whorecraft
  7. wii panty girl
  8. adult mmo
  9. 8 year old guitar hero
  10. but i poop from there video

Thank you internet, you guys know what’s up.

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Advent: Gamecock

Published on February 12, 2007 by oizys | 0 comments
Categories: News, PENIS, Game Development

Gamasutra - G.O.D. Execs Launch New Publisher “Gamecock”:

Time until cock: Zero

And it looks like they’re going to shake and/or tap the industry up a bit. I could make this post so much bigger and filled with bad penis humor but I’ll tuck it in and save it for their first game release.

Additional Kotaku Link here

BBC to launch immersive world for children

Published on January 25, 2007 by zug | 0 comments
Categories: News, PENIS

Over time we hope to enrich the world with better software. We hope then it can be adapted to make it more personal so it understands what kind of person you are, and offers you things you might like,

The real question is, what’s the Time Until Cock?

BBC to launch immersive world for children | The Register

Wario Ware: Smooth Moves: Video!

Published on January 18, 2007 by zug | one comment
Categories: News, Wii, Funny, PENIS, Sex, YouTube, Cosplay, Exergaming, Rhythm, Wario Ware, Minigame

Here’s some crappy video I shot with my phone of some Wario Ware footage!

Video of the Penny character, who turns out is actually my girlfriend.

Playing Wario Ware requires you to hold the Wii controller in specific ‘forms.’ Here are three videos explaining various forms. Relish in how utterly pornographic they are.

You Gonna Git Griefd

Published on January 13, 2007 by oizys | 0 comments
Categories: News, MMOs, Second Life, PENIS, Controversy

More on the PENiS-saga, now rape is being charged for the incident. Harassment, yes, but rape? Now You Gonna Git Raep has a whole new meaning.

Broken Toys :: Cyber Rape Porn Murder Death Kill

Where is Your God Now?! 47: Boss is Approaching

Published on January 11, 2007 by narbyehoot | 0 comments
Categories: Audio, Where is Your God Now?, Wii, PENIS, 2D Shooters, Culture, Sex

Moms everywhere are starting to realize that their kids’ new game console has internet, and internet = the porns. So, what do angry moms do when something isn’t made purely for the children? They call the news. Tonight’s show takes a look at this aspect of the modern mom and has a one-way discussion on why it’s dumb*. Also, we’ll talk about how you only need two games for your Wii Virtual Console.
Podcast is GO!
*May be offensive to moms and mom lovers.

EndgameRadio Prime: Episode 137

Published on January 10, 2007 by oizys | 4 comments »
Categories: Audio, Endgameradio Prime, MMOs, Second Life, PENIS, Indie Games, Competitions
The iPhone is out! Its sexy and revolutionary. We also learn about some new and cutting edge theory, mainly “Time Till Cock.” Super Columbine Massacre of Doom got removed from a competition, everyone got mad, and we talk about what happened.

The Slamdance Saga:

Our original post about the subject

flOw leaves as well
Many more entrants leave
First sponsor of Slamdance calls it quits

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