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Phở Science

Published on March 14, 2007 by Aaron Matthew | 2 comments »
Categories: Random, Asian, Sarcasm, Bad Puns

By the way I’ll have you know I have a PhD in Phở Science.

lol, u r a nub

Published on March 5, 2007 by Aaron Matthew | 0 comments
Categories: News, MMOs, Funny, PENIS, Bad Puns, LEGO

Creator of the highly under-appreciated MMO Auto Assault is going on to make the next big MMO: LEGOs. Time until Cock? About 7 minutes (about how long it’d take me to make a sizable one using only retro blocks).

I don’t know about you, but on hearing this news my mind reels with glee at the thought of blockganking, cross faction knight/pirate battles, ‘botting’ the game with a real mindstorms bot, hot stop-frame-animation goldshire scenes, The Sword of 1000 Blocks, tradeskilling up your connect-flower-to-stem skill, rez via reconnect any plain-yellow head back on your body, ‘griefing’ by capping peoples’ blocks off with the flat finisher pieces with no nubs, and furious flights of other fragmented fantasies.

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